Goodbye Volcano High

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Goodbye Volcano High is a [[visual novel]] game for [[dinosaur|dinofags]]. Basically, a musical band consisting of 3 [[scalies|anthro dinos]] [[party hard|party rock]] their way through their last year at [[Education|Volcano High]] while anticipating the second coming of [[Raptor Jesus]] riding on a meteor to wipe them off the slate of the [[Earth]]. The game was scripted in part by [[Sweet Baby Inc Detected|Sweet Baby Inc]], which is probably why the storyline is so shallow and gay. None of the options really matter either because there is only one ending with very inconsequential variations. The only reason this game garnered the attention it did was because it was being pushed by wokie interest groups, including financial support from the [[Canadian]] government itself, yet was still [[BTFO]]'d by a [[4chan]] [[troll]]/parody game which the devs detest to this very day.

Characters

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|Fang
|A pterodactylian [[metalhead]] who serves as the lead singer of her band. She identifies as [[non-binary]], but in the 4chan version (Snoot Game), you have the ability to cure her of this mental ailment.
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|Reed
|A pink velociraptor dude who serves as a drummer in the band. He is also a DnDfag who serves as the Game Master during their [[Dungeons and Dragons]] sessions. In Snoot Game, he is a massive [[stoner guru]], but is secretly a very intelligent and understanding guy. Literally [[Philosoraptor]].
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|Trish
|Fang's closest friend and the lead guitarist for the band. She is a triceratops and one of her fun facts is that she is passionate about [[spider expert|entemology]].
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|Naomi
|A [[lolwut|parasaurolophus]] who serves as Naser's eager and overly cheerful butt buddy in the Volcano High student council and is secretly a [[lesbo]] for Fang. In Snoot Game, she is a repressed [[otaku]] [[shipping]] puppet master who is responsible for covertly making you fall in love with Fang.
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|Naser
|Fang's younger brother and student council president who often takes her under his wing; his crippled, flightless wing.
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|Rosa
|A [[transsexual]] ankylosaur [[beaner]] and close friend of Trish who works as a barista at the same café together and has difficulty coming out to her traditionalist family. She is also interesting in botany and wants to engineer new species of plants, probably [[marijuana]]. The transsexual aspect of her character was presumably retconned in Snoot Game, and she is a devout follower of [[Raptor Jesus]].
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|Stella
|A stegosaurus bitch and a retarded [[wiccan|tarot card]] reader who has a crush on Naser. She was made skinnier in Snoot Game because nobody wants to gaze at a fatty.
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